Hey, hey, we'll have none of that, mister! Where do you think you are, Colorado?
Some of the folks around here refer to it to Laradise. The rest of us here wonder what in the world they're talking about, particularly when the winds get going. If it were truly Laradise, you'd think you'd see a few more of those born again folks or what have you roaming around. Instead, it's mostly antelope.