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Discussion: Any excuse

in: blairtrewin; blairtrewin > 2019-01-30

Jan 30, 2019 11:32 AM # 
will do. And sometimes guano is as valid a reason as the ones they concoct anyway to "claim" land.
Jan 30, 2019 11:36 AM # 
Ah'm gunna breed me up some seagulls and set them to work on building mah own private island!
Jan 31, 2019 12:09 AM # 
I think someone discovered some guano in Venezuela.
Jan 31, 2019 7:46 AM # 
I reckon there'd be a bit of duck poo on an island in Lake Burley Griffin. I think I'm gonna swim out and plant my flag!
Jan 31, 2019 10:21 AM # 
Is there a necessary state of decomposition before it qualifies as guano?
Jan 31, 2019 10:56 AM # 
You missed the bit about needing to be an American in order to claim your guano-splattered rock in the name of Donald Trump.
Jan 31, 2019 11:30 AM # 
We've got an American tenant who could probably be persuaded to put in a proxy claim :)
Jan 31, 2019 11:40 AM # 
Although probably not in the name of Donald Trump (unless marooning him on said island without access to Twitter is part of the deal).
Jan 31, 2019 11:43 AM # 
Ah'm gunna train mah seagulls to splat on him!
Feb 1, 2019 3:46 AM # 
:) that will make him look more like a Russian leader (that was an unwholesome comment, sorry)

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