will do. And sometimes guano is as valid a reason as the ones they concoct anyway to "claim" land.
Ah'm gunna breed me up some seagulls and set them to work on building mah own private island!
I think someone discovered some guano in Venezuela.
I reckon there'd be a bit of duck poo on an island in Lake Burley Griffin. I think I'm gonna swim out and plant my flag!
Is there a necessary state of decomposition before it qualifies as guano?
You missed the bit about needing to be an American in order to claim your guano-splattered rock in the name of Donald Trump.
We've got an American tenant who could probably be persuaded to put in a proxy claim :)
Although probably not in the name of Donald Trump (unless marooning him on said island without access to Twitter is part of the deal).
Ah'm gunna train mah seagulls to splat on him!
:) that will make him look more like a Russian leader (that was an unwholesome comment, sorry)