You could have the Cristina-non-bot bugging you about shaving your legs.
Is there some problem with shaving your legs?
For some reason Tom hasn't yet embraced the joy of shaved legs.
Or maybe Cristina-bot has evolved and is now posting about shaved legs on your log? I wouldn't put it past Cristina-bot.
I have no moral or philosophical issues with shaved legs. But as soon as Spike shaves his legs, he's going to start tanning them and then start oiling them. Then the O ladies are going to want him to model them. Then the O guys will want some time. Then the leg paparazzi will make it impossible for Spike and maprunner to eat in peace at restaurants. Then the tabloids will release an article, untrue of course, about Mike's legs and Lady Gaga. I'm just saying nothing good can come of the venture and the Cristina-bot and/or non-bot needs a leg filter. It's unfortunate, but guys like
Spike and me just need to leave'em hairy.
Christina-bot has never bugged me about anything. Then again, I don't post about shaving my legs. It would be a lot like posting that I have coffee in the morning.