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Discussion: Marriage date?

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Mar 11, 2019 12:20 PM # 
Bags:
You must be coming up on the 'big day' soon. Good luck to the both of you!
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Mar 11, 2019 2:49 PM # 
Toivo!:
Thanks! Leaving Friday... nuptials on the 20th.
Mar 11, 2019 8:14 PM # 
Bags:
I could make all kinds of jokes like...I'll trade yah, or welcome back to the the ole ball and chain ranks or enjoy your last days of freedom...BBBUUUTTTTT I won't do that. No way. I will not even bring anything negative at all. :)

Sounds like you are marrying a all-star...have a great wedding and honeymoon!
Mar 11, 2019 8:57 PM # 
Bags:
As a great wedding present I'm going to send you a rough draft of my soon to be mammoth world-wide best seller:

The Do's and Don't of being a Great Husband. The do not section is 35,333 pages long. It's based on nearly 35 years of painful research. Actually other than a title page the Do's section is blank. I just never got the hang of that part of marriage. I'm really good though at doing the don'ts.

As a bonus I'm throwing in my second rough draft for a phenomenal best seller. It's called: All My Secrets To A Great Marriage.

It's a lot shorter. 50 blank pages. You can use it as a diary and write in good ideas that your wife teaches you or you pick up on the internet. I'm still working on that first great secret. That will be my third book in my Tri-Book Marriage series that will allow me to become a billionaire.

As as freebie to you and to my future fans my new website should be up soon...Ricky the Doctor of Marriage.

I have all kinds of good tips on what kind of aprons to buy your wife to use while cooking all those from scratch meals. Also helpful lists of things like the best vacuums for your honey to use while she's cleaning house. I find there is nothing better than a really quiet models so you are not disturbed while watching Netflix or your favorite sports as your loving wife works away. There's no need to disturb the King and Emperor of the household while little miss muffin is cleaning the castle and cooking all those from scratch desserts to please her man.

My best ideas though are the compliments that a husband gives their wife. "Honey these homemade buns are great. Could you bring me more and while your at it I could use a fresher up on my plate and drink also."

"Honeypot those 15 hours of cleaning yesterday really paid off. The place looks great. I can't wait to see what you do with the outside. I had Home Depot deliver more fertilizer for you to apply. I just love how green you've gotten the yard this year."

I'm serious Koski if you need any tips or ideas on how Julie can make your life better don't hesitate to ask. Oh don't let her get ahold of Chrissy...she'll just tell a bunch of lies about me.

I know with my help you can look forward to years of bliss and happiness for the two of you.

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