Do you mean your farting has been unsafe as of late or is there some other meaning of breaking wind to which you refer?
Yep. It’s been a rough week stomach wise.
Ouch. Sorry about that. I will start logging my breaking-wind for mutual support and camaraderie.
Males average 9/day. I know cos my wife thought I was way above average when we were dating so I wki’d It. (It might have been Ask Jeeves back then!) I maybe just.