Ever thought of hair dresser? You seem to have the requisite main skill if you have a few wines the night before work. Actually managing hair can be learnt.
Well, l am a good listener - that seems a requirement too. However, judging from the hairdressers l've been to, being able to manage hair doesn't seem to be a primary requirement.
Not given what I see on the streets. Or maybe I am just unfashionable.