Discussion: get a second opinion!

or new scales :-) Can't believe you weigh that much - were you in full hiking gear with a rucksack? - or that Peter weighs what his log says

I have pointed out to Peter, as he munches his sugar snap peas in between dinners of mixed pulses and frozen veg omelettes and we lay into the toasted fruit bread dripping in butter, ice cream and chocolate that he is the heaviest person in the household, and perhaps he ought to take diet tips from the rest of us.

But then again he’s the only one of us who is not a short arse.