Also for complication-free and zen reaction to paper. Some things you can control; some you can't.
Ah for free-birth papers. I submitted one the week Edie was born (thank goodness she was 10 days late). It's been through 2+ rounds of review and I still haven't published it. She starts kindergarten tomorrow.
There would be riots in the streets if bio papers took as long as your papers do! I'll probably get a swift rejection before I'm back from mat leave as we're going to reach a bit with this one!