What did you do to the poor dog
Nothing. Was on a short leash.
In general this is why I'm not a dog fan.
"Oh he's harmless", "he just thinks you want play with him" just after they have jumped all over you....
Don't forget "He's never done that before".
I delivered the local paper for eight years so dogs aren't my favourite things either. Got a couple of scars from various dog bites.
Got bitten twice in two weeks by a dog several years ago, owners where there both times and tried to deny it was them the 2nd time. Biked one day and ran the next so they didn't recognise me. Anyway, they said "this is the first time we've walked here"
well blow me down what did these people say, "this is the first time we've walked here". Yeah of course it is, because your f.cking dog bites people so you find somewhere new to go.