"Oprah's Extravagant Mountain Retreat a Hazard to Workers!"
"Workers at Oprah's personal resort can't proceed past the guardhouse and are injured just trying to help."
You should at least get a new car out of the deal...
Too funny. Health and safety is non existent on any construction site around here. Oprah's is a tad more safe. Just. It has railings above ground floor and people aren't at some kind of parkour park.