I would troll, but I have a shitty old suunto that I only bought cos I won a heap of R&R vouchers back when I could run.
Now when I use it on MTB tracks like Wakari I get ripped off for distance by a good 20-25%. That and a battery life the length of Usain Bolts long run.
As for the trolling - clearly you have been unable to use any of the documented work arounds.
In Tim's defense I haven't seen him out on a morning run for a while so I suspect he's actually retired pending his surgery to get the chop.
Greig would know all about getting the chop...
the chop is like being hit in the nuts with a cricket ball delivered by shane bond, except than instead of 5 minutes of feeling like vomiting then smacking him round a bit more, you feel like vomiting for several hours and take some codeine and pray you'll go to sleep and when you wake up it will be better.
1) I have been hit in the nuts by shane bond
2) waking up i felt better