But they are!!! Seed dem with me own eyes!!! That article also makes a bit more sense now as to the swarm and to why Dick Smith got the brush off as far as transport on the island.
I like how it says he brought his brothers Luke and Liam with him because they're just kind of hangers on - done nothing with their lives to this point.
I've subsequently found out that article was from his "promotional" visit last year when some ads were filmed. The pic on Elsa's instagram with them flexing was taken about 15mins before we were at the pools. My closest encounter was possibly 15-30 cm away when cycling as in I rode around him and the kids. Honestly, in blue singlet and baseball cap and 5 days growth he could have been anyone - except for the biceps!!!! He ate at the restaurant for brekkie each day around 8:15. Needless to say the cafe did a roaring trade between 8:30 and 9:30. They also used the same dive boat we did.
But couldn't fit into any commercially-available shirts?