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Discussion: The one

in: PG; PG > 2021-02-06

Feb 7, 2021 3:53 AM # 
For expert advice on campaigning tactics, vote counting, spotting massive election fraud, best hair dyes to use, how to handle one-on-one in-person interviews in hotel rooms, and general all-round top tier legal savvy, you will want Rudy Giuliani at your side. I think he works for a mere $20K at day--quite the bargain rate, and totally worth it.

He is the one.
Feb 7, 2021 12:39 PM # 
He's probably going to need it after he settles with Dominion and Smartmatic. Though perhaps his E&O insurance company will cover everything. He's just had a few errors and omissions, no big deal.

And maybe I need his services too. Last time I won by just under 500 votes. Could well be closer this time.

I assume you've got his phone number?
Feb 7, 2021 4:09 PM # 
According to all the ads I see on "Fox and Friends" (surely you see them, too?), it's 1-800-Get-Rudy. Such a sweet guy, he is sure to do so well going forward. As you point out, anyone can make an innocent mistake or two.
Feb 7, 2021 4:19 PM # 
Hey, if you want some help, I'll request a few hundred mail-in ballots.
Feb 7, 2021 6:28 PM # 
Although Rudy may bill $20K/day, I hear you don't actually have to pay him.
Feb 7, 2021 7:13 PM # 
Very odd, I have just received mysterious email from some troll saying it's not "The One", it's just "One", but that he is *the* Edge (his emphasis.) Weird.
Feb 8, 2021 7:46 AM # 
Several U2 references (in case you weren't aware)
Feb 8, 2021 10:07 PM # 
So there's some connection between Rudy and Gary Powers?
Feb 9, 2021 2:19 AM # 
Would you believe I'm a U2 pilot?

(Actually, my housemate back in the early 1990s, including when we lived at Mike and Vivien's place, had earlier been the top Air Force official in charge of dealing with the aircraft companies that build that other kind of U2. He gave me a ride to my first Billygoat, where there were long stretches when I was probably saying that I still haven't found what I'm looking for.)

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