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Discussion: JA weather?

in: Swampfox; Swampfox > 2022-12-16

Dec 17, 2022 12:48 AM # 
Heard that snow is all but certain in time for Josh Allen tomorrow. Should be good stuff for Dolphin ice cream. In Miami, ice is something they put in drinks.
Dec 17, 2022 1:55 AM # 
Just a flurry by Buffalo standards. Buffalo wearing red so they can be seen on pass plays. Dolphins in white with a Hawaiian QB. Josh probably going with no gloves and short sleeves.

Ok #BillsMafia - here's what to expect!
◾️ 5 inches for your tailgate
◾️ 8 inches by kickoff
◾️ 10-12 on your way home
Dec 17, 2022 3:33 AM # 
Special sources out with new information: Buffalo fans are being issued football sized pineapples. Every time Tua goes back to pass, fans will be passing, too. It's gonna be a tough night for receivers. Even with a helmet, can you imagine getting hit by a pineapple? Not fun.

Allen likely to go sockless, too, for improved footing from better contact with the shoes. Skin on skin is the only way to play (nod to Bonnie, baby.)

ASPCD (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Dolphins) said to readying yet another major legal filing against the NFL for continuing to schedule games where Miami has to go to Buffalo, seeking damages of $245 million, which is what they would have paid Watson if they had signed him. Not sure why the ASPCD would want Watson, but then why would the Browns have wanted him either?
Dec 17, 2022 4:50 AM # 
Think that this is the plan. Mafia planning to wear Hawaiian shirts and toss pineapples and coconuts.

Watson looking to be traded to Las Vegas to get easy access to a large number of massage parlors.

NFL Likes to see players suffering so they scheduled the Bills to be in Miami in September and the Dolphins to be in Buffalo in December.

Syracuse BB is an underdog against Cornell at home tomorrow despite having beaten them the last 50 times they have played.
Dec 17, 2022 6:04 AM # 
Better Cornell than Connecticut, if you're limited to the "C's".

Possibly the Orange could borrow a page from the Russians, and designate the Cornell team bus as "legitimate military target", and strike it with explosive flying bananas. Not sure what NY state law is on that sort of thing. Probably best to check with Rudy first for expert legal advice.

Or maybe resurrect Carmelo, sneak him in as a cheerleader, and let him go to work and hope for the best.
Dec 17, 2022 12:56 PM # 
They already offered Carmelo's son a scholarship. Tried to disguise Carmelo and put him in the transfer portal so they could play together next year. Rudy came to game, but it was too warm in the dome and his mascara started to run down his face so he had to leave at halftime.

The rumored plan for today is to start throwing oranges on the court if Syracuse falls behind by more than ten so they will have to cancel the game or drive to Cornell to finish it.

Snowing like crazy in Syracuse at the moment so they may just cancel the game an not risk a loss. This is Boeheim's 46th year and he has never lost to Cornell.
Dec 17, 2022 10:23 PM # 
Syracuse survived 48 three point attempts by Cornell because only thirteen found the mark. Cuse players complained about sore necks from watching all the 3s flying over their heads and the students are planning on a big Mimosa parties on campus tonight.

Got to dig out my Hawaiian shirt to watch tonight's game from my warm couch.
Dec 18, 2022 4:56 AM # 
Never underestimate the power of pineapple.
Dec 19, 2022 12:38 AM # 
Josh didn't get going until it started snowing in the 4th quarter.

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