So many pretty colours in your chart! And I am impressed by the number of hours you have been training. Now, just cut off your stankle (presume this stands for stuffed ankle - I also have one or two of those), replace it with one made of steel and you'll be running Elites in no time!
Still waiting for the 'scooter' entry. Make sure you pick a contrasting palette. By the way you need to update your 40 second swim.
I'm going to have to scoot to work from sandy bay tomorrow (for parking reasons) so I recon that will earn an entry!