No undies so...towel around neck? I don't get it. Was the towel supposed to distract from the fact that you were naked from the waist down? I bet you were the only one sporting that particular look at the party. Or - given that it was a kids' party - maybe not.
hilarious. solid gold. impressed you shared the info on the AP. Does no underwear include no bra and thus you didnt want to be known as zali/jetts-saggy-titted-mum? Instead I guess, as seahawke points out, you would just be known as zali/jetts-creepy-weird-should-we-call-the-police mum.....
Luckily there weren't many parents at the party - although Miriam did come up to me and say 'Is this a new look for you?' .
Jase: - exactly.