Re: your goals, and, especially, with respect to your goals and your named nemesis, I suggest you study and give consideration to a tactic popular in certain Scandinavian O' circles: tjuvtraning. ; )
Well when I type tjuv into a translation page I get "thief", when I type in tran I get "whale-oil" so umm good luck with that blubber smuggling my friend :)
Good thing you're being so secretive. She'll never know.
Uh-oh, Ian--I think your nemesis is suspicious that something may be up!
I have far too many nemeses, and they all seem to know something is up.