You had a snorkelling leg!
And well done finding the bike - that's flukey/lucky.
There was no way I was putting my head in the water - my breath ran away swiftly when I had to slide in to start searching. Flukey... very.
What - not keen on practising for the World Champs?
Boltboi tells me these Championships require you to only kick - no arms.
Isn't your Arm Only swimming TT time quicker than your standard stroke TT time (which includes kicking)?
In other words, have you gone completely insane!?
;-)
You forgot to mention tRickysaurus in there somewhere Danger.
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north and that all his mitochondria are emotionless. All we know is, he's called the tRickyasaurus.
It's all for the photos Danger, performance (and expected lack of!) doesn't matter a jot!