Swam 196km from Cuba to Florida. You would barely have got out past the surf.
Put up some of your own training liggo so we can comment on your crapness. BTW every since dad read 'born to run' he has been trying to tell me I should be running in Tevas.
He's right. Or do what a lot of the Masai do - cut off a bit of car tyre and strap it to your feet. Will try and get some Africa photos up for youse to see.
Excellent - put them on Picasa. Plenty of abandoned vehicles around here so should be no probs getting a strip of rubber. F**k this Nike Free shit.
well. Suzie Maroney warming up then. That reminds me of the time I joined the Lillehammer swimming club, and I arrived for my first training session and the coach said to me - ok.. 1km warm-up and then we'll get started! I think I swum 3.2 k that session. I only went back once more though.