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Discussion: I saw her, on a foam plate.

in: Snow Lizard; Snow Lizard > 2011-01-22

Jan 23, 2011 3:30 AM # 
Baby Duck Beast:
I saw her, on a foam plate. She was next to some carrots, which was weird. I wondered, did she come from a taco-version of Boston Market? The cheese on her shell was catching the light. At one point, she saw me, I thought, through all of her contents, which were many. She had this relaxed vibe. And there was an easiness to her. It's like she said to me, "life is for the living". She smiled! She wasn't even that handsome, and her tomatoes looked flavorless, no sauce. And there was an ugly piece of meat hanging off the right side of her ambiguously hard or soft shell, but Oh My! Such a fresh and full taco she was....She would make people in Boston hungry. And then, we both died, across from each other, at the hands and mouths of giant Taco-Cannibals.
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Jan 23, 2011 4:54 AM # 
Snow Lizard:
omg, this may be the best thing. ever.
Jan 23, 2011 5:39 AM # 
Cristina:
Definitely the best thing today on all of the internets.
Jan 24, 2011 5:22 PM # 
ndobbs:
Fantastic. I just saw this a couple of days ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSVjEJYS81E
It's in French... but one of the things going on is developing a personal, intimate relationship with your food as a way to lose weight.

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