Discussion: possible solution

ask him out for an 'easy jog' and run him into the ground...

glad you are feeling better sickness-wise

Ugh, what's the best response to that? I kinda like the idea of incredulously saying "wow, what an inappropriate question!" without actually answering but I've never actually tried that. The only time anyone ever asked me if I was was pregnant was when I was (admittedly) waiting in the ob/gyn section of the hospital and when I replied that I wasn't pregnant she fired right back with "oh, well, what are you here for then?"

you could ask him if he was excessively ugly... and then tell him that he shouldn't wear that face if he doesn't want people to thinking that he's excessively ugly...

Oh man, I would have socked him in the face. What a way to start the day.