Man it always sucks when you break your ego. I hate it when it happens to me! I've still got a scab on my right elbow from a slightly less exciting crash at New Years, and my ego was damaged in that crash too. Hopefully you'll heal quickly with Doctor Lara or is that Nurse Lara looking after you.
Thanks, Greig. I know. Its like playing cricket in the the Queen's china cabinet. And I can never figure out where to put the bandage.
Lara said (and I quote), "Doctor, thank you very much, and no there will be no dress up." Bummer... and to think I'd already turned the apartment into a MASH unit.
I think I need to have words with Lara, she's clearly not interested in helping you recover. On further consideration if she wants to be Doctor Lara I can see why she isn't being so helpful, it's always the nurses who are nice and friendly. The doctors bed side manner is always lacking when compared to a nurse.