Discussion: 4) Buy the Phoenix Coyotes

...for about 6 bucks and move them to Hartford.

I vote for 1 because it's the one I'd be most interested in hearing about when you're done. If you're feeling bad-ass go for 1. Otherwise, I'd go for 3. I can give you directions to the place I climbed at if you like. McDowell Sonoran Preserve it was called I think.

I also vote 1

The problem I have with 1 is that it would be a lot more fun to do with friends, and I won't know anyone there, so I sort of feel like I should hold off until I can get more people to do it with me... Got 10 minutes to decide and enter.

Good point. Wait for a friend.

I'm sure you could find about 10 or 12 people that actually call themselves Coyotes fans to do the tough mudder with you.

Go for a long trail run. There's so much beautiful scenery and the wx in southern AZ this time of year makes long trail runs heavenly.

Anza-Borrego.

Long trail run in Sonoran Desert >> O at Anza-Borrego, especially if drive included :-)

Alternatively, I have a few friends who are running the marathon, you could dress in a speedo and jump around with signs creepily cheering them on.