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Discussion: The Blind Tangerine, kinda Jula

in: Orienteering; General

Jul 6, 2005 5:18 AM # 
Swampfox:
The Blind Tangerine are updated to reflect the aging off of the Georgia Navigator event last year. The grammar are slightly off and nobody knows why. Not a single Tangerina devolved down or evolved up, or even did the brownian. There were very few Tangerinas at the Navigator and the rest must have stayed home to squeeze lemons. And, truth to tell, there were hardly many more Tangerinos there to enjoy the copious humidity and kudzu (twin evils, if ever there were one), so there was not much going on with regard to the Tangerino spectra either.

So The Blind Tangerine took this rare moment of relative peace and harmony to make the trek to visit the Delphi, and ask them: "What the hell has happened to James Scarborough?" The Delphi, all four of them, were very startled and looked up from the SI Swimsuit edition they were gathered around. The Swimsuit edition looked rather rumpled.

The Delphi, in unison : "We must consult the Rune Stones."

They trundled off and while they were gone consulting their runes, The Blind Tangerine took a look at the Swimsuit edition for itself. My, were there ever some plump grapefruit! And were the orange segments ever so shapely and perfectly curved!

Then the Delphi returned.

Delphi 1: "Mebbe he went to Japan and said sweet baby jesus too damn often."
Delphi 2: "Mebbe he talking on cell phone all the time."
Delphi 3: "Mebbe he saw grasshopper and chased after it.
Delphi 4: "Mebbe he just James."

And that's the way it was.

August are promising to be very citrine, with many big races coming and going. Once updated for all that, The Blind Tangerine could see out very differently.

For now, you can peruse The Blind Tangerine rankings to your sweet baby jesus heart's content at: lovely rita
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Jul 6, 2005 11:39 AM # 
kwilliams:
Someone has a fruit fetish...

sweet baby jesus or sweet baby james?

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