Discussion: Amber

I'm assuming Amber is a dog, is she one of these tough dogs that would have taken a bite out of the naked man?

She's a 2 yr old german shepherd, but shes a big wuss so I doubt she'd bite anyone

Heheh but naked guy wouldn't have known that! I used to have a Doberman who would have out-woosed Amber anyday, but he was very effective when needed . . . .

My Mum was taking her dog for a walk along Floreat dog beach about 25 years ago and she saw a dirty old man standing proudly in the sand dunes. Mum was so annoyed / indignant in her very English way, as in, "How DARE he expose himself like that on our beach!" that she bustled off towards him with the big lollopy hound tagging along cluelessly while she shouted "Get him!" and "See him off!" loudly!

The bloke wasn't expecting that and scarpered - and after a while Mum began thinking straight and headed back towards the beach. I think the perverts you see are the ones less likely to be trouble. Actually, the bloke was relatively young now I think back on Mum's story, in his 20s.

Yeah I guess its the naked guy you don't see you have to worry about, still I was glad to get out of there pretty quickly. Amber on the other hand, had no idea but thought running fast back towards the bridge was fun.

What was your k rate? :-)

Or heart rate?

Yeah I'm sure if I'd had the gps or heart rate monitor on it'd have had a pretty big spike.

I thought you were trying to get away from the big spike?

Trust Wally to take it to the gutter

Hey, Tooms had already commented in this thread so I assumed it was already in the gutter. Hey, where's Juffy?

I'll have to deputise for Juffy! You see Saz, the thing that us old flashers dread is humiliation - what you should have done is pointed to the offending area and said "Look Amber - didn't we see that on Miniscule last week?" He could have got angry and tripped over the shorts, giving you a good laugh and plenty of time to skip away (or he would pulled the shorts up and slunk off - more likely, as per Tooms' mum's effort). HTH :-)

If I ever see a flasher I have my line all prepared: 'Looks like a penis, only smaller.' Wish I could find a flasher . . . .

I'm wondering if I just found out more about my father than I ever wanted to know...

I think "Look Amber, little sausage" might work better...