I might be able to read Italian if you could write Italian. I particularly liked the way that Google rendered "Rich N.", which I think came out roughly as "the wealthy N.".
Yes, I especially enjoyed "appena soltanto critter solo".
Don't know what it says, but we are having a good time already. Travel arrangements could be better at times, but we're here and that's what counts. Tomorrow reality strikes. Wish you all were here. We'll sip some wine in your honor.
I would translate this if I could find Google, but wine calls....