severity grade: 4
Was watching Blade Runner. Saw Daryl Hannah do 4 backflips, attack Harrison Ford around the neck. Tried the same thing to my teddy, ok 'til third backflip, groin stuck on the ceiling light fitting, fire in underpants, couldn't reach light switch, screamed until paper man deliver at 3.30am called fire brigade. Put out the fire in underpants but could do nothing for a torn groin:-(
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