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Tuesday Sep 15, 2009 #
Bicycling 30:00 [1]
School:
The 1st & 2nd graders, then the last group of 7th graders, for my lecture.
Decided to start my lectures this year with a joke. This woman starts getting really bad headaches, so she goes to the doctor. Doctor says, bad news, you've got brain cancer & 6 months to live. Unless you want to try this new experimental treatment: brain transplant. Woman says, yeah, OK, I'll do that. Doc says, you have two brains to choose from, one from an orienteer and the other from a track star. Woman says, OK, what's the difference? Doc says, well, the orienteer's brain costs $85,000 and the track star's brain costs $400,000. Whoa, says the woman, why so much less for the orienteer's brain? Doc says, well, it's used.
Not the greatest joke, especially given that there are kids who run track.
The 1st & 2nd graders, then the last group of 7th graders, for my lecture.
Decided to start my lectures this year with a joke. This woman starts getting really bad headaches, so she goes to the doctor. Doctor says, bad news, you've got brain cancer & 6 months to live. Unless you want to try this new experimental treatment: brain transplant. Woman says, yeah, OK, I'll do that. Doc says, you have two brains to choose from, one from an orienteer and the other from a track star. Woman says, OK, what's the difference? Doc says, well, the orienteer's brain costs $85,000 and the track star's brain costs $400,000. Whoa, says the woman, why so much less for the orienteer's brain? Doc says, well, it's used.
Not the greatest joke, especially given that there are kids who run track.