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And now it's the apple tree's turn to shed its fruit. I'm eating so many apples a day that soon I'm going to be as slim as Pavarotti - who famously believed in a diet where you could eat vast amounts of anything as long as you didn't mix it with any other food at the same time...actually, according to that theory, the weight loss benefits of consuming a whole roast chicken or a pound of butter all at once could be negated by a single apple!