run 45:00 [3]
Quick loop around the valley. Still no Trix. The granuloma between her toes in her left rear foot is still not healing as fast as we'd like.
So she's going a bit freaky with pent up energy. In any event, this morning before the run I took her on a small walk out back. I was casually pulling out some pesky garlic onion, when she takes off like a rocket alongside the house. I start running after her, asserting myself in my usual commanding voice kind of way, and then see that she is bearing down on a fawn about the same size as she is, which I realize to my horror she will certainly catch. And then she does. In slow motion. Holy shit. Trix has now just run down her first prey.
Course the poor toddler deer tumbles, gets up and starts running again, making an awful despairing wrenching wailing sound, the kind of sound I imagine would come out of a young deer confronting its doom.
And then I realize that Trix is thinking hey what a blast this is. A forest creature that likes to run around and play, just like Greta.
The two animals tear along the side of the house and onto the front lawn, the fawn as the very picture of terror. Trix? Well, this is just plain old WAY too much fun and so she's nosing the fawn and trying to trip it and make it do all kinds of cool stuff and isn't it all just hilarious.
Course, then MOM enters the picture and the slow-mo thing in my head ends.
All three animals are now racing toward some sort of cataclysmic universe-ending explosion, one out of it's mind with fright, the other in a state of high fury and our poor little innocent dog in the mix for the sheer joy of being alive. My heart rate is now at 220 because of course all trajectories have these three converging right in the middle of morning rush hour traffic on Old Dundas Road. TNT people, you have not seen me run like I was running now.
As it turns out not all drivers on Old Dundas are idiots. One in particular had the sense to slow down and then actually honk. Which got all the critters in this strange tableau to look around for a very small moment and realize that things had gotten just a LITTTLE out of hand.
Whatever rushing was going on in Trix's focussed little mind, stopped just long enough for my crazy-man screaming to enter that part of her little brain that suggests to her that I really, really, really meant business. And so she stops cold--in the precise mathematical center of Old Dundas road where sits calmly down. Mom and fawn run off into the woods. I do the scuse me, scuse me, scuse me thing to the nice drivers who have now stopped to watch this train wreck unfold. Pick up Trixy in my arms and walk shakily back to the house.