Training Log Archive: and Fluffy

Just when I started to relax a bit, Dad opened another door and it turns out there is a whole other world outside, which smells funny and has lots of weird noises that there never were at home. I had a little walk but before long I ran back inside because, booff!, my tail was suddenly 3 times its usual size.

Oh finally I found a sunny windowsill to sleep on! Purr purr... maybe this will feel like home soon after all.

We came back to the funny green house, but this time Mum shut me in a green room with, believe it or not, the baby! As if THAT would make me feel better. Luckily it just slept and slept on the floor, so I hid in the cupboard until later.
They took the baby out for a couple of hours to give me some peace, and later on put it back again and it slept and slept some more. I went back in the cupboard.

Eventually they let me out of the funny green room so that I could explore all the other green rooms again. This time all the rooms were full of boxes, but the boxes smelled a bit like home, which made me feel a bit better. After I checked the perimeter of the house again, I found a couch that smelled like home, and it made me feel happy enough to have some dinner and even do a poo in the funny little box.

This morning, just when I was sooo happy in our new multilevel home, Dad put me back in the bag! Stupid Dad. I guess he thought I would like it in the box, but I was much happier in that house, even though it smelled like 3 other cats and a dog.
They put me in the back seat of the car, with only the stupid BABY for company. He just slept and slept anyway, so he wasn't much company.
I entertained myself for the first six hours with low grade intermittent "......mrouw......." "........mrouw......" so that they wouldn't forget about me, but eventually I went to sleep.
Every now and then someone would look into the box and say "Hi Molly!!" in a really insincere cheerful tone, so I would stare them down until they went away.
We stopped a few times in funny-smelling places and they let the baby out of its seat for a break but no one thought to let the cat out of the bag, hur hur, stupid humans.
Eventually they let me out, into a really funny-smelling green house. I had an explore for a little while, but it was all too funny so I got back in the bag and hid. If I shut my eyes for long enough, hopefully they will take me home again, or to the fun multilevel house that smelled of threeothercatsandadog.

Mum and Dad left me all alone in the funny-smelling green house! It was AWFUL! Nothing smelled right and there were funny noises everywhere. I got back into the box, which I hated so much the other day, but now it seemed almost like home. I hid and hid and hid and after a while Dad suddenly came back and got me. I was happy to see him but I kept hiding anyway. I hid and hid. I don't like green houses.

I felt a bit happier in my box when I could smell Mum and Dad there. Dad gave me a quick cuddle but said I couldn't get out and explore the hotel room, but I was happier in the box anyway, I am so tired of new things and the box is really starting to feel like home. I slept all night in the box. Getting a bit hungry now but I WON'T do a poo until I get home. I just WON'T. It doesn't feel right.