Warning -- the following has absolutely nothing to do with orienteering or training, but it's my log and I can write what I want to.... :-)
A wonderful day, one that I had been looking forward to for a long time. Went down to New Haven with Charlie to play a round at
Yale, a place I played several times 45 years ago and have fond memories of. It is a fabulous course (a
review), bold and adventurous and stunning in both its beauty and its demands on the golfer. And with my new swing, my new D1, and especially my new positive attitude about most everything, I had just a great day.
We get joined at the start by a retired doctor named Mel, a very pleasant guy who's only complaint seemed to be that he couldn't hit the ball as far as he used to be able to. (That's sort of a male thing, can't do whatever as well as I used to. He even wanted to try my phallic symbol, the D1, because it was bigger than his driver, but even that was to no avail....)
And then on the third tee we were joined by Joel, a student at the Yale Divinity School. So I guess we have to watch what we say, I said, but he said anything was all right with him, and he was a very pleasant fellow with a good game. But not such a good game that he doesn't hit his share of bad shots, and it's clear pretty soon that the divinity school training has not yet given him the serenity to deal with it. Outwardly, of course, the worst he will mutter are a few "Gosh dang its," but the pressure is clearly building up between the ears, and it's quite good fun to watch because I've been there so many times.
And the course is amazing, each hole wild, each hole you have to think a lot how you want to play it. Amd I'm doing pretty good. And enjoying it a lot.
One of the holes you can't forget is the 9th....
.... from a high tee across the water to a huge green 64 yards deep with a huge swale about 1/3 of the way back. Plays anywhere form 170 to 225. The pin was front right corner, a little bit of a tail wind, hit a nice 6 iron, heading to the right edge of the green, lost it in the glare but no splash, walked up to the green a couple of minutes later and there it was 20' from the pin. The putt stopped on the rim, but a par is a par, and when a hole has been in your mind for 45 years, and then you play it just right, it is very sweet....
The back nine is one more stunning hole after another. Mel is hanging in there, Joel is outwardly pleasant but the pressure inside is clearly building, Charlie is trying to master the five new things he was told in a recent golf lesson and the result is distressingly close to pure chaos, and I'm have a great time no matter what.
On the 16th, a par 5 and probably the easiest hole on the course, Charlie rolls in a curling 25-footer for a lovely birdie, then Mel knocks one in from about 15' for his birdie. In the meantime Joel has just 4-putted for an 8, and while I'm getting ready to putt I can't help hearing Joel's putter being jammed back into his bag, and then it sounds like the bag has been kicked a couple of times, and I'm laughing to myself so hard that I leave my 7' birdie putt a foot short, but I don't care because I'm having such a good time, even if my game has been quite shaky at times.
And then the fnal hole, a long par 5 up and over a substantial hill, and my chip from just off the green rolls up 6" from the hole, and one last par and an 82 and pretty much heaven.
So we say good-bye to Mel and Joel, and Charlie and I get a quick bite to eat, and then it's time for the rest of my day, first have to get back to Greenfield to sign some more papers for the $1.3 million loan we (the non-profit I'm treasurer of) are getting to rehab an appartment building. And the terms are really good -- no interest, no monthly payments, and the principle is due in 59 years, as long as the property is always used for low-income housing. And in 59 years, well the state will probably roll it over again, but as the lawyer says, by then both of us will be long gone and it won't be our problem if they don't.
And I'm due there by 4:30 so they can get the papers overnight to Boston by tomorrow, because we really need the money, construction been going for two months, but by Hartford I'm starting to yawn, and by Springfield I can barely stay awake, and finally I pull off at a Friendly's in Holyoke to see what I can get to revive me. The problem being that a good shot of caffeine would do the trick, but I'm trying to keep caffeine to a minimum. So I get something called an Orange Slammer (sherbert and soda water and who knows what else), and I'm back on the road and it's cold enough that it really does wake me up, and I get there right at 4:30.
Next to the tax office, I've got an appointment at 5:00, couple married last year that didn't get the expected $3,700 refund back from the IRS because it turned out he hadn't filed in 2001, 2002, and 2004. And he's got the info on what the IRS thinks he earned, which I determine is only part of the picture but that's not fo me to worry about, and then we create three nice works of semi-fiction, well they could be non-fiction I suppose. And got it all done in an hour and a half, and they were delighted, like many of my clients, who leave feeling like they've just had the root canal they've been dreading and it wasn't so bad after all.
And I'm back struggling to stay awake and in comes my 6:30 appointment, and he's a smart guy, makes well over 100K a year, but he hasn't filed since 2003, or maybe 2002, he's not sure. And he has a box of papers with him but his filing system is pure chaos, but after an hour and a half we have a sense of how bad the damage is and a list for him of what he still needs to find. And even though we aren't done, he also walks out looking like he's survived a root canal too.
I close up and head home. It's been raining, it's just about dark. I think about training. Screw it.