Training Log Archive: Edmund

I haven't updated my log for a while so I thought I might write a story about my day. I have a lot of fun most days, I do so many different things and now I have words for lots of them. Words are useful, they have a lot of power. My favourite word is "bye bye!" which I say when I think it is time to leave. Often it works, too.

I had a big sleep-in this morning, until maa maa came in and got me out of bed. I took deddy with me (deddy is what i call dummy and teddy, who are inseperable and usually stay in bed, unless maa maa is in a hurry). Daa was in bed and he was sleeping. Not for long! Crash! Daa likes to be woken by a bodyslam so deddy and I woke him up and then maa maa went away. Byebye!
Daa and I had beetbits for breakfast. Some mornings maa maa makes por-gee instead but daa always has beetbits. He helped me put on my tee-shut and my trussies and my socks and shuss and we packed my baa with some bickies and a nananana and an orn-gee.
Then maamaa came back and we went into the gar-gee where the ca! is and went together to the nursing home. We saw kar-lin and showed her my ca!s and we looked at the er!-dies (tweet tweet!) and the ish! and all the old ladies who wanted to play with me (byebye!) and then we caught mario in the carpark, he was grumpy and maamaa said "why?" and he said "no legs! How can I be happy with no legs!" and maamaa can't fix that so I showed him my ca!s until he forgot about his legs (or lack thereof) and then (byebye!) we went away again.
We saw stella (oooh isn't he gorgeous! byebye!) and snow, who looked at my ca!s but didn't have a bitskit for me today, and shirley, who drew me a picture of half a cat. Daw! Then I wanted to daw! So maamaa gave me a pencil which I broke. Daw! So they gave me a pen so I could daw! on the table. Byebye!
Emily said I shouldn't come in today because she is very old and I might catch very old from her. She gave me a nananana though. Maamaa was more worried about Jack who had MRSA and was very keen to give me a cuddle (byebye!)
We left after a while, via the ish! and the ir!-dies and kar-lin gave me some more lollies and maamaa tut-tutted.

Then we went to work, and there was CAKE! and I looooove CAKE! and insisted on having a big piece which I carried around everywhere but refused to eat. I helped Peggy with the filing while maamaa did her notes and then (byebye!) I said byebye to everyone one by one and we went home in the ca! for a sleep.

It was a big morning, I am going to sleep for aaaages!

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