Bathing 1:00:00 [3]
Mum isnt that bright, and has not yet worked out from all my screaming that I would rather not be washed, not even in little bits at a time, definitely not while undressed and most especially not with water.
This time I tried to make it more obvious for her by filling the bath with poo. When she took me out I highlighted the point by covering myself and the towel in poo, and then for good measure did the same in the second bath, which she ran to try to wash the poo off.
I realised I was not helping my cause by now, so when she ran a third bath to wash off the poo from the second bath, I reverted to old-fashioned screaming again.
Yeah, she won't try that again.