Discussion: cause

I think a description of just how it happened would be quite entertaining...

through retardedness?

Well, that goes without saying, but descriptions of drunken frolics are entertaining nonetheless.

well we ran out of beer, so i was like ill go to countdown and get some! so i jumped my neighbours fence who's house is pretty much opposite countdown, but i landed on a tree stump with bits poking out and must've roll it or something. then i ran to countdown stole a recycling bin to carry the beers and an limped home. then noise patrol came, and the cops but it was all good cos i was in my daniel carter undies.

Did you think the undies made you inpenatrable?