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Discussion: The Blind Tangerine, swings!

in: Orienteering; General

Oct 3, 2005 5:42 PM # 
Swampfox:
The Blind Tangerine swings into Fall and is updated to reflect the rolling off of last year's DVOA event in Harriman. The grammar are slightly off and nobody knows why.

Tangerinas only showed slight ripening, with "Sam" Saeger dropping a few places due to losing a vital fifth scoring race. Maybe she will recoup that race if she is entered in the coming UNO event, but if not then she will have to suffer, slightly.

Tangerinos exhibited considerable more fermentation, with some fruity runners rising and others subsiding in the frothy admixtures. Eric "calcified" Bone have been observed drinking much milk of late (milk bone?) but it do not seem to have hurt him that much as he juiced his way ever so incrementally past the deadly fast "z-man" Zhyk, with .004 point margin. Even in a citrus grove thick with trees like this, that's not much! Jon Torrance have succumbed to a bit of an air pocket, and dropped down out of the top 10, allowing Andy "don't go back" Dale to do his best Cheshire grins. But if some tangerina do not marry him quickly, he will indeed go back (to the UK) according to the best information on hand. And that wild and crazy night running Norwegian Mikkel "can't spell" Conradi have leapt up and proclaimed "I too are top twenty juicy pulp materials!", seizing the much admired and prestigious #19 ranking spot. Very fine Mr. Mikkel, but you need to get that name soured up properly.

And there are other big time Mandarin Orange rumor too: stirrings have been reliably reported out of Sweet Baby Jesus James Gang land. Leaping lemons, whatever limeness will de-lull us next?!? It's really almost too much for the fruit bowl to take.

That are all. For now.

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Oct 3, 2005 6:35 PM # 
ebone:
The Swampfox has generated the best ads yet: Goatein Powder, Tangerine Oil (of course), and Milk Lotions. By the way, I've not only been drinking milk, but also using Milk Lotions.
Oct 3, 2005 6:51 PM # 
Swampfox:
Well, I don't know what Goatein Powder is, but it certainly sounds yummy, doesn't it!

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