The Altered Boogie Pepper has been altered to reflect certain recent events. Last year's Vulcan "A" event has rolled off the back and the desert fest at Anza-Borrega has made the scene. Dubious sources maintain that no orienteers suffered fatal cholla wounds this past weekend, but that some thorny suffering was observed, and there may have been some catclawing and winking at the Ocotillo. Overall, the event reached the habanero level of spice and fire.
Current standings may be viewed at the link below, but be warned that a glass of cold water is always advisable in case the chilies are too strong!
Oh my lord, I think I may have inhaled crushed red peppers!