You just made my day. i never listen to them. one told someone that if he talked about his mom that way (the pit creatures mom) that he (the pit creature) would leave. and everyone was like "talk about his mom!" and then i found $5. (the resolution i add to my horrific stories).
btw, nice name for them.
hahahaha I love pit creatures! They are not as endearing as leopards or horses or dogs, but still, better than no wildlife at all. Maybe someday when we are all bored, we can stand around for hours and listen to them. Then knock them off their walls and do aikido moves/pepper spray them and log it on attackpoint as cardio kickboxing or something. and then find five more dollars.
i like the rhyme. i didnt catch it at first. i think we should get the entire campus to wear coexist shirts and flock to the pit creatures.