Seriously though - put the pictures on a photo sharing website (such as Fotki, Flikr, Picasa etc). Then create a link to the photo on attackpoint like:
Flickr, which I use, has the same tool to create a link which I copy and then paste into A! I modify the width and height, if you have it over about 400 it runs out of the column on A!
Like coach I use Flickr and like it. The code to paste the link is under the "All sizes" tab once you have selected a photo. The 400 limit on width is smart - or just choose the "small" size which is 240 wide.
Another advantage of Flickr is once you have an account (still free I think) you can join the 89 other members of their Orienteering group and check out photos from all over the O-universe. And you can post your own photos there too.