I'm so glad I read the last 10 or so posts in this thread. Haven't we all learned to wander of topic recently? I didn't learn much about Water Gap, but at least it's entertaining...
http://www.attackpoint.org/eventdetail.jsp?eventid...
Speaking of Water Gap, there's also a
Sprint in the same vicinity (well, 50 miles South) on May 21st, the Saturday before this. Only 30 points, but we've also got a pass-everyone-chasing rerun planned (faster people start later, but only by enough so that ideally there'd be a mass punching experience halfway through the course...), cheap camping, (and perhaps some bed/floor space - email me), and a French Creek All course event (incl. Blue) the next day.
And back to the off-topic, somebody actually tried to outsprint a Black Bear at Hickory Run (northern DVOA map) about a week ago, and she got caught. Fortunately for her, she got off with only moderately deep scratches, thanks in part to her two friends who got involved in the fight, frightening the bear away. And, fortunately for us, this was also supposedly a very rare event - the reporter had to look back 20 years or so to find another nearby Bear encounter report.