No sympathy for the poor guy? Did you scratch it? Make sure it's not infected and that the swollen or red area isn't growing.
a wasp. or maybe viper? It didn't hurt because you are tough.
cwalker's in CA, and Louise has better taste, plus it was my shin, so I think we can safely rule out Canadian women.
I'm not sure about ruling out Canadian women, their height compared to yours makes the bite location believable...
I'd consider expressing amusement at that, but my legs are scratched up enough as is.