Met two smooth talking young guys on my way to the gym, they said something when I passed them and they caught up as I was waiting at a red light..
them: We like your bike!
me: Thanks!
them: We like you!
me: Eh thanks?!
one of them: You brush your teeth, I like your teeth!
(then I got a green light and took off)
one of them: He likes you! He likes your ass! HE LIKES YOUR ASS!